Alimony

 Lyrics and Information

Alimony is the eighth song on the Even Worse album and the seventh song on disc 3 of Al-In-The-Box.  It is a parody of "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol.

Here are the lyrics to Alimony:
(everything in Italics  indicates the backround singers)

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause she took my house, my car
My shoes and my toothbrush too
Too bad , so sad
Ah-she got , got the gift of grab
I'm in debt debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get

Well I'm out of cash , no dough
I'm broke , it's no joke
The check's in the mail , get off
My back , cut me some slack
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony Oh you do
Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony Is it due
Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony Or you'll sue
Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony

Alimony yeah, mony yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Wow!

Alimony, alimony, alimony I said
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry

I said no no, oh no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no