I Think I'm A Clone Now

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I Think I'm A Clone Now is the fifth song on the "Even Worse" album and the fifth song on disc 3 of "Al-In-The-Box". It is a parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tommy James & The Shondells.

Here are the lyrics to I Think I'm A Clone Now:

Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan-plan-plan-plan
Born to be a carbon copy man-man-man-man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began-gan-gan-gan
They produced a carbon copy man-man-man-man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I'm a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now. A clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now. A clone now