I Was Only Kidding

 Lyrics and Information

 

I Was Only Kidding is the fifth song on the "Off The Deep End" album. It is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

 Here are the lyrics to I Was Only Kidding:

When I said that I'd be faithful
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you
With those tender words I spoke
I was only kidding
Now, can't you take a joke?

When I said that I need you, baby
When I told you that I really care
When I said that I can't live without you
When I said I'd follow you anywhere
When I said you could always trust me
When I said I'd never leave you flat
Well, guess what? I was only kidding, baby
I can't belieeeeve you fell for that! You're so gullible...

I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding You thought that was for real?
I was only kidding
Now I'm sorry if you misunderstood, but the fact remains
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding Baby, baby, I was...
I was only kidding
Well, I guess I got you pretty good, now listen...

When I said that I love you, baby
From the very bottom of my heart
When I said that I miss you so badly
Every second we're apart
When I swore that you're just getting more and more
Beautiful every day
Well, I was only kidding, honey
What's the matter with you anyway? Let me tell you something

I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding You understand, don't ya?
I was only kidding
Well, I guess it probably hurts you alot, but you gotta know
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding Come on now, get a clue
I was only kidding
I really love you... NOT!

When I said you oughta marry
When I said that we should settle down
Well, I was pullin' your leg there, honey
I was just foolin' around
You see, I -- I never meant to upset you, darlin'
I never meant to hurt anyone
I was only kidding, baby
Why don't you just put down that gun?
Let's talk this over

I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding Whatch where you're pointing that thing
I was only kidding
Hey, I'm sorry if your heart is broke... you gotta realize
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding Aww, yeah
I was only kidding
Now, honey, can't you take a joke?
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding I was only kidding
I was only kidding I didn't lie to you
I was only kidding... Yes indeed
I was only kidding Baby, baby, you know
I was only kidding Hey!