Party At The Leper Colony

Lyrics and Information

 

Party At The Leper Colony is the fourth song on the "Poodle Hat" album. It is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Here are the lyrics to Party At The Leper Colony:

Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand

Saturday night, it's the place to be
Everybody cut footloose with me
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
Hey

Met a little lady so pretty and young
She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue
She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm
Well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed

I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"
But she cried her eyes out, literally
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
Hey, hey

Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip
Sorry I was using your head for dip
There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who
Wait a minute, it looks like Stu

Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?
Another pretty mama got her eye on me
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

There's a party at the leper colony
Party at the leper colony
There's a party at the leper colony
Party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony
Yeah, party at the leper colony
Well, there's a party at the leper colony
Party at the leper colony
Hey