The Hot Rocks Polka

 Lyrics and Information

The Hot Rocks Polka is the fifth song on the UHF Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff album. It is a medley of: "Brown Sugar", "You Can't Always Get What You Want", "Honkey Tonk Women", "Under My Thumb", "Ruby Tuesday", "Sympathy For The Devil", "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll", "Miss You", "Shattered", "Let's Spend The Night Together", and "I Can't Get No Satisfaction". All of these songs are wirtten by The Rolling Stones. With new music by "Weird Al" Yankovic.\

Here are the Lyrics to The Hot Rocks Polka:
(Everything In Italics is either song in a different voice or is a song in the backround)

If I could stick my hand in my heart
Spill it all over the stage
Would it satisfy you
Would it slide on by you
Would you think the boy is strange
Ain't it stra-a-ange

If I could win
If I could sing
A love song so divine
Would it be enough for your cheating heart
If I broke down and cried
If I cri-i-ied
I said, "Ah no, It's only rock 'n' roll
But I like it
Ah no, it's only rock 'n' roll
But I like it, like it
Yes I do
I really really really really do do-do do do
Hey

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
Hear they whip the women just around midnight

Brown sugar
How come you taste so good
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would make her connection
By her feet was a footloose man

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You might find
You get what you need

You need honkey tonk women
Gimme gimme gimme the honkey tonk blues

Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
Under my thumb
The girl who once pushed me around
It's down to me
Yes it is
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me
The change has come
She's under my thumb

So, goodbye ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Please allow me to introdue myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste woo woo
I've been around for a long long year
So many a man sold a faith woo woo
Pleased to meet you woo woo
Hope you guessed woo woo my name woo woo woo woo
'Cause what's bothering you woo woo
Is the nature woo woo of my game woo woo woo woo

I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!
Don't hang around because two's a crowd

Shadobay, shatter, shadobay, shatter

Laughter, joy, and lonliness
And sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me
I'm in tatters
I'm shattered


This doesn't happen to me every day, oh my
Let's spend the night together
No excuses offered anyway, oh my
Let's spend the night together
I'll satisfy your every need 
And I know you'll satisfy me
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-my
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now
Ma-ma-ma-ma ma-ma-ma ma ma my

I can't get no
Satisfaction
I can't get no
Girlie action
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
And I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no
I can't get no
I can't get no
Satisfaction
Satisfaction
Satisfaction
Satisfaction